badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
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I think it's at least a little bit gay, my zoomer coworker thinks it's not gay, if you cum in your mouth it's definitely gay.
Having your own cum in your mouth is not gay. It's only gay if it's someone else's cum in your mouth. Homosexuality means being attracted to somebody of the same sex, not being attracted to yourself or sex acts with your self.
Having your own cum in your mouth is a common humiliation fetish thing.
I'm reminded of the scene in Kevin Smith's Clerks movie. Dante is the main character of the film and he works as a Clerk at a gas station. One day, Dante's girlfriend Veronica brings him lunch while he's at work, a lasagna that she cooked herself. A customer walks in and Veronica refers to the customer as "Snowball". Dante asks her why she calls him that. Veronica says that his nickname is Snowball because he likes for women to spit his cum into his mouth after a blowjob. Dante asks how she knows that. Veronica says that she snowballed him. Dante is infuriated and argues with her, "how many dicks have you sucked" he yells. Veronica storms out of the store. Dante is being misogynistic in this scene. Eventually he calms down and comes to the conclusion that his girlfriend's sexual past does not matter and that he should be happy that a woman cares to deliver him lunch while at work.
The answer is 37 dicks. But not in a row.
If the dick don't spit you must acquit.
You know what, actually thinking about it I’m gonna agree with you, it is kinda gay
Okay I have decided to change my mind again. I have no clue if its gay or not