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[–] hsr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

You know who stayed dead? Judas Iscariot. Apparently he's suffering in hell for eternity too, unlike Jesus who only had a bad weekend. Judas' story is infinitely more tragic, even if you assume he betrayed Jesus out of his own free will, but the gospels suggest he was just a pawn in some sick cosmic game.

[–] t_berium@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

In the Gospel of Judas he is Christ's closest ally and understood he had to do his part to make everything happen.

[–] trolololol@lemmy.world 20 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Whoa there, God made that happen, no point in pinning it on Judas. It was all planned.

So unfair that Judas get all that heat from following someone else's plan. Then Satan gets the fame.

[–] OrganicMustard@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Maybe Judas was the Christ all along

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Maybe the real Judas was the friends we made along the way

From now on, the only priest I'm listening to is Judas Priest

[–] LeninsOvaries@lemmy.cafe 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

There's no way Judas lived in Hell for more than a few decades. Jesus said eternal life is only for his followers.

[–] OrganicMustard@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Depending on your exact Christian denomination your soul either get annihilated in a finite time or stays there forever. Choose your own adventure.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 days ago

your soul either get annihilated

Yes please.

[–] LeninsOvaries@lemmy.cafe 2 points 3 days ago

If people want to believe the souls of the dead live forever in the underworld they should convert to Hellenism. Jesus was very clear.