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submitted 1 year ago by Rocky60@lemm.ee to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

Suppose you win 100 million. What do you actually do with it? Banks only guarantee 250,000. Do you have to invest it? Is there anywhere you can just let it sit and draw interest?

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[-] meth_dragon@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

you invest it in (foreign) right wing radical organizations bent on overthrowing their democratically elected government. that way, when these groups eventually succeed due to your generous contributions they will allow you to swoop in and buy up their country's previously nationalized natural monopolies at bargain bin prices through local intermediaries at which point you can cut costs and inflate prices for the citizens of the entire country and receive many orders of magnitude ROI

it's win-win so long as you propagandize enough people about how this specific thing that you're doing is actually defined as democracy, they'll be totally ok with it and won't suspect a thing

[-] Chapo0114@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

This plan only costs you your humanity. You probably weren't using it anyway.

[-] ours@lemmy.film 2 points 1 year ago

Good old Vulture Capitalism. The answer to "fucking up tens of thousands of employees and maybe only hundreds of thousands of customers isn't going far enough for me, what else can I do?".

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