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[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 82 points 1 week ago (3 children)

A rogue coroner, meanwhile, is arrested by the municipal dogcatcher.

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And in the end, after the toxic smoke clears, and the radioactive glow fades, and the last living thing long ago breathed its last... the cheese stands alone.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 points 1 week ago

I bet that cheese is aged real gouda.

[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Alternatively, the undead are allowed to arrest the coroner for unlawful imprisonment.

That is a citizen's arrest, though, and follows different penal codes.

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Who, in turn, is arrested by the head librarian.

[–] Madrigal@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Who can be arrested by any school teacher, sanitation worker, or deputised livestock.

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 7 points 1 week ago

Don't forget the godlike powers of parking lot valets.