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[–] Bristlecone@lemmy.world 20 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Crikeste@lemm.ee 16 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I’m 34 and people think I’m 20 🤷🏼‍♂️ As this post shows, aging is fuckin’ weird.

I tell people it’s all the preservatives in Taco Bell that keep me lookin’ young lmfao

[–] CaliforniaSober@lemmy.ca 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It’s a compliment to get carded at a bar…

[–] scutiger@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

For a while, it is. Eventually it gets problematic. I shouldn't get carded by someone younger than me.

[–] CaliforniaSober@lemmy.ca 6 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Laws can be onerous and no one wants to get crucified for an honest mistake so if some young blood wants to peek under the kimono then I say let em.

I kinda enjoy it when they look back at me and say shit like “man you are way older than you look…” meanwhile my friends curse me for not having a single grey hair. Few things in life going right.