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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 47 points 1 year ago

My dad eats saltines with butter. Not peanut butter. Butter butter.

[-] solidgrue@lemmy.world 38 points 1 year ago

Are you my kid?

Hey, empty the dishwasher.

[-] KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Maybe he’s my kid. We should do a DNA test.

[-] rnviewjthpowrh@kbin.social 27 points 1 year ago

It is good, like eating a buttered roll but crunchy.

[-] Holytaco6@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago

My Grandma taught me to butter the saltines when we have Chili and to scoop a little chili on the butter saltine. I might need to make some chili tonight now haha

My grandma taught me to wash and reuse ziplock bags.

[-] dingus@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I know I sound disgusting, but sometimes I eat saltines and straight up dip them in/scoop up butter like it's a dip. It's good.

[-] cakeslayer@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I do that but I dip them in my tomato soup.

[-] squiblet@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

That’s basically a Ritz but simpler.

[-] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I used to eat white rice with butter. Add salt or sugar depending on mood.

[-] toynbee@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

I used to do this, but between a pair of saltines and with margarine rather than butter.

I never claimed to be healthy.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

That doesn't sound bad.

[-] SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

It goes great with chicken soup!

[-] ABC123itsEASY@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I mean, American butter or European?

[-] cocobean@bookwormstory.social 0 points 1 year ago

Europe has their own butter too?

[-] rbos@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

You ferment the milk before making butter. Very good. You're basically making it out of yogurt or sour cream.

[-] ABC123itsEASY@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Yea essentially the requirements to call a product 'butter' are stricter in Europe and American butter can have a higher water content / lower fat content than European butter. Check out this video for more info: https://youtu.be/gBfFpSMvstU

[-] BrianTheFirst@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

It was difficult for me to not downvote this comment haha

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 1 year ago

For the disgust or an implied perception I think it's gross? 🤔

FWIW: I don't dislike it; but I prefer PB.

[-] BrianTheFirst@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

My personal disgust. It's probably not as bad as I think though, in fact I'm hungry right now and it doesn't sound nearly as bad.

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