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Showering with my wife sounds like a sexy, fun idea, but it pretty much always means neither of us are at a temperature we like and whoever’s not under the water is getting cold.
Bought a house from an older couple and the shower has a really wide, low shelf that doubles as a seat.
10/10 recommend, even outside of sexy times.
Our bathroom actually has a large bench in the shower but it’s invariably too cold to sit on
Spray the bench with hot water for a few seconds
You can easily solve this problem with homosexuality...
Do homosexuals have some better control over their body temperatures?
Yeah, they teach you that in the welcome ceremony
Yes. You know how cold-blooded creatures can't regulate their own temperature and warm-blooded can, to some extent? Well, hot-blooded creatures, like the gays, can just adjust as needed.
It's why we're known as flaming.
Now our friend and his boyfriend are questioning why they have to watch us argue in the shower.
Maybe they should stop kink shaming.
Those setups with multiple showerheads solves the getting cold from not being under the water part!
Have one of those but our water heater can't keep up with both heads on so we just end up both being cold. Someday maybe we upgrade heater to something better.
I put a sprayer coming off of one shower head and mounted it using one of those Ikea shower head holders. We both get our own shower head and, while the water pressure is not as wonderful as we'd like, we maintain enough hot water for a full shower and then some.
Reminder that sex in the running shower is dangerous. Everything is slippery, view is obstructed and space is limited. High risk of breaking bodies or bathroom. Cannot recommend!
yes but what if you hire an on-site medic and plumber? have you thought about that?
Plus water and soap washes off juices. Can not recommend either.
Not only that it washes off the lublication that you DO want, any water that is any warmer than luke warm will make cum a congealed sticky mess that doesnt like to come off surfaces and just 'wash down the drain'. If it does wash down after some persuasion it has a good chance of sticking to all the hair being washed down the pipes to become a big-o-ball of hair & cum to block shit up.
There’s that too
Put the shower on high temperature, make it steaming hot, literally. Then turn the water jet against the wall so that neither of you gets scalded. Voi là, you turned your shower into a sauna.
Yup, I still like showering with her. But she won't go for it anymore for all those reasons.
You also shower with this guy's wife?
Yeah, I get confused.
It’s like getting in the wrong car in the parking lot. Everyone’s done it.
It’s ok happens to the best of us, hard to keep all these little details straight
Our house has a shower right next to a shower/bath in the same master bathroom. Highly recommend
There's always that one extra benefit that makes it worthwhile though.
Finally getting every bit of your back washed?
I mean that too, but I meant seeing your SO naked.