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AI will replace programmers (lemmy.ml)

submitted 2 days ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] superkret@feddit.org 61 points 2 days ago (2 children)

No, the customer wants a button that does a very specific thing.
He can't tell you what that is, though. You're the expert!
Also, can you put in more ads? And make it so the users can't close the tab until they bought something.

[–] spizzat2@lemm.ee 18 points 2 days ago

You're the expert!

I can do absolutely anything. I'm an expert!

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 5 points 2 days ago

make it so the users can't close the tab until they bought something.

Why do they always request that? They've never seen any website on the internet work like that yet they actually think that they are the first people to come up with that idea.