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AI will replace programmers (lemmy.ml)

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[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"Can we jazz it up a bit?"

This is a real request from a real manager. They have played us for absolute fools.

[–] slappypantsgo@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

My favorite was to make it “crisp”. My boss was sympathetic when I joked about it being “crispy and delicious” but he still acted like we basically should have known what that means.