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New Device Mounts to Your Toilet to Analyze Your Turds Using the Power of AI (futurism.com)

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[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 3 days ago

Now poopin #2573819 analyzing.... Not mouse based on diameter, not horse due to consistency, not human or dog according to length. Cow not detected via splat-o-meter measuring system.

Wombat detected!

Geometry based wombat detection system has detect wombat poop. 50% confidence. It could also be Lego.