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Their society is actually quite peaceful and polite. (lemmy.world)
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[–] Initiateofthevoid@lemmy.dbzer0.com 76 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Predators are just extreme doomsday preppers, setting up on their own planets and killing any trespassers. The rest live in a post-scarcity society and have no interest in convincing those weirdos to come home.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 62 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Predators are like humans going to Africa for big game hunting.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 36 points 3 days ago

They're mostly dentists, Fortune 500 CEOs, and children of dignitaries. Every time we kill a predator, their planet's stock market is affected or a bunch of parents have to negotiate a new provider with their insurance.

[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 7 points 3 days ago

They literally use the phrase 'on Safari' in the second predator movie.