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I… would love a world with velociraptors for pets. (Though they’d just be larger chickens… without the wings)
I would also love a world where women felt safe and comfortable enough to walk around like that. It’d be nice to worry about if a smile and waive is seen as friendly or threatening.
I concede that… they would be an effective deterrent, yes.
I’m not sure they’d be all that easy to train, though. On a scale of dogs-to-cats, I assume they’re as dumb as your Goldie and as stubborn as the typical cat.
Dumb as a greyhound, and as stubborn as you typical Saber tooth tiger. Doesn't sound fun. It will eat a 12 pack of batteries and then slay you.
… is it bad if it makes me want a murder chicken even more?
Nope. You're good. Just a few chickens though.
Hitachi may want to have a word with you on that sentence.
I can't not like this idea.
I mean, what man would want to harass her if she had two bitey bois on leashes.
Somebody who likes being bitten?