(all "punishments" are actually rewards)
this post was submitted on 05 Jun 2025
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I have to admit I'm stumped on this one. I hear that puppies hate vacuum cleaners, so maybe stick a dildo on a roomba and see where that goes.
I genuinely can't tell if this is a deliberate double entendre or not...
If it's a decent model it'll go practically everywhere until it goes under the bed where it'll get stuck on a sock or something.
It's the 'something' that makes me nervous >.<
Any rational person should know that there aren't any sexually deviant clowns hiding under your bed waiting to get fucked by a Roomba riding dildo...
But there's always a chance!
That's for catgirls, i don't think puppy girls sit on roombas.
This is hilarious out of context