(all "punishments" are actually rewards)
I have to admit I'm stumped on this one. I hear that puppies hate vacuum cleaners, so maybe stick a dildo on a roomba and see where that goes.
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so maybe stick a dildo on a roomba and see where that goes.
I genuinely can't tell if this is a deliberate double entendre or not...
If it's a decent model it'll go practically everywhere until it goes under the bed where it'll get stuck on a sock or something.
It's the 'something' that makes me nervous >.<
Any rational person should know that there aren't any sexually deviant clowns hiding under your bed waiting to get fucked by a Roomba riding dildo...
But there's always a chance!
That's for catgirls, i don't think puppy girls sit on roombas.
This is hilarious out of context
Hey, it's illegal for a greentext to be this real.
Real and ... straight? No, doesn't work.
Gay: they're both women
Fake: women on 4chan
If the punishment doesn't turn them on, what is even the point of doing the roleplay? 🤨
Isn't it obvious?
A rolled up newspaper.
What you do with it is up to you. Or up them, I guess.
Spray bottle
What in tarnation
Seek help
Rub her noes in it.
Reverse puppygirl hypno videos
Have you heard of "Leopold's apple"?
It’s all about that 1-day blinding stew
wet towel
🥺
good puppy