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Ok so... hear me out.
You know how the common aphorism for dog years is that 1 dog year is 7 human years?
BF 1942 came out in 2002.
60 year difference.
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I hereby propose a 'Gamer Age' formula:
(Real Age - Youngest Age you first put over 50 hours into a single game) * 6
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So if you are now 40, and you mainlined Starcraft when it came out in 1998, your gamer age is 78... pretty old, seen a lot of shit in your time.
If you are 20, and broke 50 hours into Fortnite at age 14 (when Fortnite first released), your gamer age is 36... middle aged, been around the block a few times.
If you are 16, and broke 50 hours in Fortnite when you were 14... your gamer age is 12 (lol), you are still a little nooblet in terms of gaming experience.
If you are 60, and put 50 hours into a Pacman cabinet when it came out in 1980... gamer age is 240, true elder, arcane wizard status.
If you are Lord British (Richard Garriot), and you use the release date of the first game he developed (Akalabeth) as the 50hr game...
He works out to a minimum of 276, which is almost certainly a low estimate... by my reckoning, he could potentially be as old as 330...
...few know such things precisely, such is the nature of a truly ancient one, hahaha.
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If I run this for myself... first game I put more than 50 hours into would have been... Sonic 3 / Sonic & Knuckles, think I broke the 50 hour mark in '96...
So... my gamer age works out to 174.
Unnaturally old, by no means the eldest of the wizened ones, but considerably more experienced than most would guess by my physical form, rofl.
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Now, this isn't a perfect metric, as ... you could argue the 50 hour threshold should be some other number... and that it doesn't account for people who have played a whole lot of games, but only a single playthrough... so it is kind of biased toward 'hardcore' gamers...
But it does seem roughly in line with the way online lingo and vocabulary and memes seem to work.
And also, non 'hardcore' gamers are probably not going to care about any kind of 'gamer age' metric.
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Thoughts? Suggestions? Critiques?