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[–] Outwit1294@lemmy.today 48 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Then the other person is gay, not anon. That’s how it works, right?

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 21 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Look, it's only gay if you like it. You can get railed every night at the club in the bathroom, but if you don't like it, it isn't gay.

[–] Outwit1294@lemmy.today 12 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 hour ago

Stay strong homie!

[–] TheRealSlimShady@lemmy.world 50 points 14 hours ago (2 children)
[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 36 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

but if you make your mouth look like a loose butt hole, that's gay right?

[–] TheRealSlimShady@lemmy.world 31 points 13 hours ago (2 children)
[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] TheRealSlimShady@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

You really do have an eye for that sort of thing.

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 hour ago

( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] lka1988@sh.itjust.works 14 points 13 hours ago

Whayyy are you G A E

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)