He's Morpheus from john Wick
this post was submitted on 08 Jun 2025
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Wholesome greentext. OP is based.
Mutual aid in a nutshell.
He has eyes everywhere
Fake: Anon is a respected member of his community
Gay: He puts his meat in other men's mouths
I'm seeing so many new accounts right now. Is this the mass migration from lemm.ee?
Maybe from slrpnk? The whole instance is down until mid July.
Probably both
I dunno, but I'd say all the other slim shadys were just imitating
we're gonnahave a problem here...
Then the other person is gay, not anon. That’s how it works, right?
Look, it's only gay if you like it. You can get railed every night at the club in the bathroom, but if you don't like it, it isn't gay.
I will try not liking it.
but if you make your mouth look like a loose butt hole, that's gay right?
Whayyy are you G A E