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[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 days ago

It was late October
When i was far from sober
Walking home with manly pride
Well my feet began to stutter
So i sat down in the gutter
And a pig came by and sat down by my side. A lady passing by was heard to say
You can tell a man who boozes
By the company he chooses
And the pig got up and slowly walked away.