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[–] SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 6 points 2 days ago

It's like sex on a boat: fucking close to water.

[–] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

In the same way that ketchup is considered a vegetable in the U.S.

[–] SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

sorry for commenting without reading the whole thing, you explained the naming well

[–] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

lol, no worries. My comment wasn’t intended to be sarcastic toward your response. Definitely intended to mock how dumb the U.S. legislative system is.

[–] SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

yeah, but my response was dumb

[–] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 2 days ago

To be fair, it’s usually pretty trash, as beer goes. I actually thought your comment was more of a meta-commentary on the beer itself!

A common adage, typically with 3.2% brand names swapped in for ‘American beer’:

What do American beer and making love in a canoe have in common?
They’re both fucking close to water!