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map reducer (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

submitted 2 days ago by not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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is this an encoder

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[–] JuanPeece@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

And then you fuck up your asynchronous timing, leaving a race condition where the sandwich has bread on the inside. Oh, and QA can only reproduce sometimes

[–] gerryflap@feddit.nl 1 points 1 day ago

With mapreduce you should generally have your code written in such a way that that cannot happen. Unless the reduce step is improperly programmed.