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[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 84 points 1 day ago (3 children)

It's too soon for distasteful comments like this.

There's no evidence the bee died. Many species can sting more than once. Hopefully the bee can go on to sting many more allergic billionaires.

[–] deathbird@mander.xyz 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

According to the article she was swallowed. Not likely to come back from that.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] kazerniel@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

"I'd be very fucking chalant if a beetle just crawled out my ass" 🤣

[–] nieminen@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

You had me for a sec!

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] TronBronson@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

He had me going in the first half