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Donald Trump's administration on Saturday was accused of promoting the Russian flag, on Flag Day.

The Department of Defense over the weekend wished social media a "Happy Flag Day!"

"Let us honor the emblem of our nation and the stars and stripes that unite us all. As we display our nations flag and reflect on the values it represents, let’s celebrate the freedom, courage and resilience that makes our country great," the department stated Saturday.

The image attached to the post included two small images that appear to represent the Russian flag.

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[–] PunkRockSportsFan@fanaticus.social 42 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

Trump dodged the draft

Trump bankrupted a casino

Trump faked his assassination attempt with wwe tricks.

Trump shits on himself every day.

Trump cheats on his wife.

Trump has small stubby sausage fingers.

Trump has a small stubby mushroom penis.

Trump has never been in a fight in his life.

Trump has never won a game of chess in his life.

Trump has never achieved anything without cheating.

Trump created concentration camps and created a secret police force to disappear people he finds undesirable.

Trump is a Nazi.

If you support him in any way, you are a Nazi.

[–] D_C@lemm.ee 16 points 19 hours ago

INCORRECT!! WRONG!
I'll have you know that he cheated on all his wives, not just wife.
And he bankrupted many casinos, (plus a holding company for a casino), not just a casino.

Also he's a rapist. And a racist. And a convicted criminal.