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[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 109 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Brainwashed by what, MTG? Is it the Jewish space lasers again?

[–] LandedGentry@lemmy.zip 1 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

That was the hog crankin’ champ herself Boebert. You’re getting your christofascists confused

[–] protist@mander.xyz 51 points 18 hours ago (2 children)
[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 24 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

For some reason my brain will eternally read MTG as Magic The Gathering.

[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 2 points 13 hours ago

I wish we just played MTG as a national pastime, instead of dealing with Returdblican bullshit.

[–] LandedGentry@lemmy.zip 5 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] whostosay@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] LandedGentry@lemmy.zip 3 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

They’re all just so shitty. It’s so easy to mix them up.

[–] whostosay@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

Lol my first thought when you said whoops was "well he's still half right"