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Marjorie Taylor Greene Says Americans 'Have Been Brainwashed' By Fox News, New York Post As She Opposes U.S. Entering Israel-Iran War (www.latintimes.com)

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[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Is that her face?

Is that the sound of fast-approaching leopards?

Is it face-eating season?

[–] Wilco@lemm.ee 4 points 10 hours ago

I dont even think leopards would want to eat her face ... she has those crazy chimpanzee eyes that are too close together.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago

I want to hear the crunch in THX when the leopard clamps down.