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[–] chunes@lemmy.world 24 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I've never even heard of a heated bed. Bitch, it's called a blanket. You get under it and your body heat will keep you warm.

[–] DanForever@lemmy.world 18 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

I believe the problem is that it's actively cooled, so it won't get hotter under a blanket.

He could always unplug it though...

[–] elucubra@sopuli.xyz 23 points 11 hours ago

"An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience." - Mitch Hedberg

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

Mental note: tie string tether to my Pod 3 power cord.