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Anon watches The Whale (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I wondering if I should just never see that movie. I know a whole household of co-enablers that I'm trying to distance myself from. Three people have died from being overweight so far since I've met them and a fourth collapsed and shit himself while at my place in what looked like a diabetic shock. He then had the nerve to criticize my home.

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Then you’ve already lived the whole plot. There should be a way to report people like that so the court can put a restraining order on them.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Maybe I should make them watch it then. They'll either fix themselves or stop talking to me. Win-Win.

[–] AnalogousFortune@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

But look at the downsides. You’ll have to hire huge people to collapse and shit in your home. Who would want that? What the fuck dude?