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[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Then you’ve already lived the whole plot. There should be a way to report people like that so the court can put a restraining order on them.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Maybe I should make them watch it then. They'll either fix themselves or stop talking to me. Win-Win.

[–] AnalogousFortune@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

But look at the downsides. You’ll have to hire huge people to collapse and shit in your home. Who would want that? What the fuck dude?