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DBZ: a heartwarming tale of the unlikely alliance between a bumbling proletarian and a prince destined to inherit only the shame of being space-SS for an edgelord robot prince who conquered his people.
Along the way we learn all kinds of neat stuff: you CAN fuck hot, murderous androids and get them pregnant. Do not ask further. Also, if you get really super mad because your friend died and/or some pleb-ass monkey guy is making you, the monkey prince, look shitty, you’ll turn into a blond haired, green eyed Aryan masterrace monkey who shoots bigger laserballs.
Sometimes I really reflect on the useless tomes of knowledge packed into my brain and wonder what stuff I forgot in order to remember plot points to DBZ, for example.