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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Sloth Demon (cdn.imgchest.com)

submitted 2 days ago by Samdell to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] dumbass@quokk.au 83 points 2 days ago (5 children)

I'll volunteer to keep y'all safe from this demon.

[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 45 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Get in the line, buddy

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 24 points 2 days ago

Yeah and the line starts behind me, friend.

[–] assembly@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Are doing like a lottery selection or some time of raffle for this?

[–] EvilHankVenture@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

I'm going to work really hard to make something of myself to win the attention of the sloth demon.

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