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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by jeff@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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IMHO, it's a horrible hack that is just broken. It's obscure and we need to rewrite it because it has a bad structure. ^X^Cquit^[ESC][ESC]^C

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[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 1 year ago (3 children)

The best way I know to quit vi is by turning off your computer

[–] Olap@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Why would you quit vim?

[–] VoidHeathen@mujico.org 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

To open nano of course

[–] smitten@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 year ago

*emacs

[–] Kftrendy@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago

Because you meant to open ed: the standard text editor.

[–] dinodroid@programming.dev 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I wanted to open neovim of course. And my alias did not work

[–] chaorace@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 year ago

Because you've finished configuring the evil package, obviously.

[–] master@lem.serkozh.me 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

you can also accomplish that by turning off city's electrical grid

[–] emag@infosec.pub 7 points 1 year ago

Takes too long for the UPS to run down...

[–] b3nsn0w@pricefield.org 2 points 1 year ago

i see you're operating at datacenter scale

[–] dave@feddit.uk 4 points 1 year ago

This is the way.