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The nazis are back, Russia's trying its best to cause WW3, our rights are dropping like flies, oligarchs have become cartoonishly overt in fucking the rest of us cuz they know we'll just bend over and take it, and we're literally cooking our planet with cow farts and dinosaur juice to the point that its ability to support life is rapidly approaching a hard stop.
............and the thing we're putting our energy into is the dangly bits in our pants.
They never left, they were bidding their time.
Unfortunately, this isn't the comedy version where they hid in a secret base on the moon.
While I know what you meant I am just imagining Nazis sitting at a table playing poker with seconds XD
All this is just smoke and mirrors. These governors don't give a shit about any of this. However, their rabblerousing bases do, so they pull this shit because they know it'll keep the press and protestors busy enough so they don't look at the real issues. It's easy to rob a man or woman blind if they are busy protesting some nonsense stupidity you out up there to distract them.
An enlightened one.
Just as God intended