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[–] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 133 points 1 year ago (4 children)

The moral of the story is that boobs can stop wars

[–] GigglyBobble@kbin.social 83 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Or start them. Source: Iliad.

[–] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Also the Sabine War and The War of the Sicilian Vespers. Maybe the Harem Conspiracy too although that was mostly women fighting each other.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The harem conspiracy of women mostly fighting each other? Sounds like how Hugh Hefner REALLY died..

I’m pretty sure Hugh Hefner was more of, “A Weekend At Bernie’s”, situation at the end. They just propped him up like a scarecrow at events.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

The rack that launched a thousand thirst traps

[–] Kornblumenratte@feddit.de 7 points 1 year ago

I doubt it. As long as there are not boobs for everyone, someone, most probable male, will start a fight. I hope and wish this is a prejudice, but am still searching for evidence that it is one.

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wrong, boobs have literally started wars.

[–] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

One thing doesn't exclude the other

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ok, name a time boobs ended a war.

[–] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Trojan war, literally started due to a woman wanting to marry a prince and then not wanting him. Also...

[–] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
  1. This was meant to be a joke and taking it seriously is making it weird
  2. Citing as a source The Iliad is like citing as a source fucking Harry Potter, so as far as I know we're still 0 - 0
[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ok then, I ask again, can you provide an example of how it has ended wars?

[–] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No I cannot, that's why it's a joke.
I never tried to make it sound as actual facts and I'm sincerely astonished to have this kind of conversation

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago
[–] Ichiro@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

But denji is fighting for boobs right? So i guess they start wars. 🗿