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[-] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 133 points 1 year ago

The moral of the story is that boobs can stop wars

[-] GigglyBobble@kbin.social 83 points 1 year ago

Or start them. Source: Iliad.

[-] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Also the Sabine War and The War of the Sicilian Vespers. Maybe the Harem Conspiracy too although that was mostly women fighting each other.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

The harem conspiracy of women mostly fighting each other? Sounds like how Hugh Hefner REALLY died..

I’m pretty sure Hugh Hefner was more of, “A Weekend At Bernie’s”, situation at the end. They just propped him up like a scarecrow at events.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

The rack that launched a thousand thirst traps

[-] Kornblumenratte@feddit.de 7 points 1 year ago

I doubt it. As long as there are not boobs for everyone, someone, most probable male, will start a fight. I hope and wish this is a prejudice, but am still searching for evidence that it is one.

[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Wrong, boobs have literally started wars.

[-] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

One thing doesn't exclude the other

[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Ok, name a time boobs ended a war.

[-] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago
[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Trojan war, literally started due to a woman wanting to marry a prince and then not wanting him. Also...

[-] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago
  1. This was meant to be a joke and taking it seriously is making it weird
  2. Citing as a source The Iliad is like citing as a source fucking Harry Potter, so as far as I know we're still 0 - 0
[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Ok then, I ask again, can you provide an example of how it has ended wars?

[-] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 year ago

No I cannot, that's why it's a joke.
I never tried to make it sound as actual facts and I'm sincerely astonished to have this kind of conversation

[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago
[-] Ichiro@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

But denji is fighting for boobs right? So i guess they start wars. 🗿

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