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[–] LetterboxPancake@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have four or five different types of scissors here, why am I single? Is it because my wife took the fabric scissors with her when we split up? I need to get new ones...

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I could have spared myself a lot of loneliness with that simple trick!