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Imagine (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 year ago by alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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[–] Jakylla@sh.itjust.works 76 points 1 year ago (1 children) 
$ rm -rf /
Removing /etc/passwords...
~ WITH XXXXX ANTIVIR, PROTECT YOUR PASSWORDS FOR ONLY 5.99$ PER MONTH ~
Removing /home/user...
~ WITH XXX VPN, ACCESS ALL YOUR CONTENT ONLINE FROM ANY COUNTRY IN THE WORLD, 19.99$ PER YEAR FOR NEW SUBSCRIPTIONS ~
Removing /bin/bash...
~ DO YOU WANT A BIGGER D ? TAKE XXXX PILLS, 99.9% SUCCESS ~
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[–] topinambour_rex@lemmy.world 42 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You forgot the Your command will be executed in 10...9...8...

After each ads.

[–] MeatsOfRage@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

Y'all just need to get Terminal Pro for $16.99 a month for that sweet ad free experience

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

I have sl installed