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You are anti-vax because youre a paranoid conspiracy theorist.
I am anti-vax because I crave death.
straightens tie
We are not the same.
I'm antivax because I sell tiny coffins and business was slow
slaps roof of tiny coffin
"This bad boy can fit exactly one antivaxxer's kid..."
There are nicer ways to go than covid. Like overzealous erotic asphyxiation. Get you a nice hunk to choke you to death.
You offering? 👉👈
Bungie cord 6 inches too long...so they leave an impression.
Also lots of ways that don't risk taking other people with you.
You could always ask David Carradine for tips. Wait...