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Adobe Suite?
Affinity Suite?
Proton Drive?
Editing in Davinci? (free version of DaVinci Resolve on Linux cannot playback any H.264 or H.265 video, and the free and paid version cannot playback AAC audio on Linux..)
You know, anything productive?
I've not used any of that software, I guess I've never been productive in my life
"I dont use that, so this guy doesn't know how to work computers".
You guys are insufferable. Enjoy your Linux. Love seeing you guys bitch on every software launch for a Linux release lmao.
You’re the one who showed up to bitch and got clobbered with downvotes. Enjoy photo editing on windows, we all know you can’t do that on any other operating system “productively” 😂
I am not bitching about downvotes. I do not care.
Enjoy editing in Gimp and Kdenlive lmao.
Does everything I need without having to pay Adobe every month. Enjoy your subscription!
I bought Affinity for a one time fee. Enjoy trying to get a job using gimp 😂😂😂
Oh, I wasn't even attacking you, just making a goofy comment. I guess you're just a little sensitive?
Yeah, no. I don't want any Windows software. Everything I use is free/open source.
Are you implying software can't be released for Windows/Mac only, and be FOSS? 💀
Use Kdenlive
I don't use them but according to winehq it somewhat runs well.
Well yeah... I used Designer and Publisher extensively when I still used Windows. I asked and begged them to consider a linux version but they didn't saw the marketplace. Guess we Linux users aren't productive enough. So instead we have to resort to Inkscape and Krita.
Well fuck them for not considering making a filesystem driver for every OS. Especially THE OS most associated with servers and privacy minded users.
Perhaps migrate to a more open cloud provider like Nextcloud?
The proton drive issue will be fixed. It's still early beta really. Shame but proton always come good.
Glad to hear that.
Kdenlive isn't a replacement for Davinci or Premiere, sorry.
I rely on either Affinity Designer or Adobe Illustrator to run my business. Inkscape and Krita are not capable of professional work.
I pay for Proton, so I am not going to say fuck it because they, like most companies, don't look at Linux Desktop as a real OS. Sorry.
How so?
They lack the features and tools.
Such as?
Linux runs like 90% of the world’s servers. You can’t even get half of Microsoft’s shitty software on AWS. Not to mention that development outside of C# (even that’s a pain in the ass to deploy) on Windows is an exercise in BDSM.
But sure buddy, whatever you have to tell yourself to sleep at night. I’m sure you’re making 10x more money than the rest of us as a (checks notes) photo and video editor 🙄
Well, you know, for starters I don't pull up posts about Windows and go through the comments flinging shit like Polar did here. But sure, I'm the troll for telling the troll his way isn't the only way.
I said desktop. You literally quoted it.
Linux server and Linux desktop aren't the same thing.
They totally are the same thing, it's called a Linux Distribution and you run the same exact software that runs on a server. There's not Debian Desktop and Debian Server, it's just one distribution. It's clear you're just looking to be dismissive without really understanding what you're talking about.
It's not like whatever software you can't do your job without would have to be written twice for Linux Servers and Desktops, it's the same thing. Where again is this distinction you're trying to make?
The distinction I am making is that most software developers don't consider Linux Desktop a real OS, and that's why Linsux nerds are begging for developers to release Linux versions.
So nuanced and articulate
Why not? Because the tools are different?
Imagine that, that different tools have different workflows. How utterly awful.
And you are not sorry at all.
But hey you like windows, being vendor locked in, getting spied upon, having to deal with shitty decisions and bloat. That's your prerogative. We don't.
What's your professional business anyway?
Are you really that dense? Different tools don't equal different workflows. It means some things aren't possible on kdenlive that people need to use in their professional work.
That's like saying paint is a replacement for Photoshop. Enjoy trying to professionally edit photos with paint.
But hey, you like Linux, trying to troubleshoot why your graphics card doesn't work, begging companies to release a Linux version of software, trying to hunt around for hardware that supports your Linux distribution.
Yes, tools that aren't drop-in replacement have often different workflows. thats simply a fact. It doesn't imply that those tools have features that aren't available in others.
your words, not mine. You can pretty much do nearly everything in krita that you can do in photoshop. Perhaps RAW support isnt there though.
I am very happy with my AMD CPU and GPUs, thank you very much.
so what is it?
Lmfao. Enjoy your last gen ray tracing and garbage FSR.
I am not telling you, creep. When someone doesn't want to answer personal info, stop asking. It's sad you need to be told this.
yawns i don't care about overpriced ray tracing at all. I care about cost and power efficiency. Something team green can only dream about.
lol as if stating in which general branch your professional business is, is worth anything. I just wanted to know what kind of need on software you would have.
Lmao Linux users cope with the "I don't care, I don't even want it" excuses. Comes out so naturally when you have to give up nearly everything on Linux.
I don't want to answer you, stop asking, creep. Get the hint.
i told you my reasons.
okay punk. have a shitty day man.
Class. Telling me to have a shitty day because I asked you not to keep asking me about private information. Take the hint. Back off, creep.