WASHINGTON—In an effort to address voters hurt by recent actions that resulted in her being thrown out of a theatrical performance, Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) announced Friday that she would personally jerk off any constituents she offended. “In the past week, I’ve heard from many supporters who were concerned by my behavior in recently released footage, which is why I’m offering to make things good between us by jacking you off,” said Boebert, instructing supporters to contact her office with proof of Colorado residency and she would personally travel to their home to deliver an on-the-house tugjob. “As a disclaimer, I will be wearing a latex glove and you need to wipe yourself off afterwards. I’m not going to do that. I’m serious about making amends, however, so feel free to rest your hand on my breasts, if necessary. Just know that this a one week only deal. So get in touch soon.” At press time, Boebert also warned her constituents that she planned to vape the entire time.
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Do you think she could jerk off two people in one motion with one hand, if they were sorted by height accordingly? Can she use both hands?
Sorry for the potato quality but I think we've all had more than enough of his face in HD anyway
The Dick Jerk Theorem finally comes back around
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=P-hUV9yhqgY
Did anybody ever finalize the math on this like Futuramas body swap formula?
Only if you can get optimum tip-to-tip efficiency.
But do different girths affect one's ability to jerk dicks?