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Wow. Imagine being on the side of thunderhead looters. Guess I'm a sucker for paying for my groceries.
Enjoy those self-inflicted food deserts!
If you see someone stealing food, no you didn't.
You do realize that 99% of people stealing food aren't doing it for profit right?
And also that crime isn't actually up, but rent is
Ha, that's a good one. Ok, in you go