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A place for majestic STEMLORD peacocking, as well as memes about the realities of working in a lab.
Rules
This is a science community. We use the Dawkins definition of meme.
Your conditions are nonsensical, therefore the answer must also be nonsensical.
V = A sculpture of Tom Selleck made out of scalloped potatoes.
I would prefer David Hasselhoff made out of hasselback potatoes.