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JavaScript always know my truest of desires (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by kuneho@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 57 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Programming Javascript is roughly the equivalent of hitting your head with a hammer or trying to uninstall McAfee.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

As if Javascript wasn’t complex enough, let’s introduce TypeScript and Coffescript and then write transpilers so we can convert said languages back into Javascript, which we could have done in the first place.

[–] traches@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nobody uses coffeescript anymore, and typescript is there to make things easier not harder.

[–] devfuuu@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

And all the new versions of all the above constantly being released. I'm so glad I don't use those languages anymore.

[–] excel@lemmy.megumin.org 1 points 1 year ago

These languages only exist because JS is so dumb in the first place