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Trader Joe’s Adds New Fitting Rooms Where Customers Can See How Food Will Look In Their Mouth (www.theonion.com)
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[-] T3rr4T3rr0r@kbin.social 1 points 11 months ago

This is the most useless thing ever. Like why would you even care seeing how food likes like in your mouth? What natters is how good it tastes and how healthy it is

[-] be_excellent_to_each_other@kbin.social 1 points 11 months ago

Someone ate the onion.

[-] T3rr4T3rr0r@kbin.social 1 points 11 months ago

I just realised lol

[-] be_excellent_to_each_other@kbin.social 1 points 11 months ago

:-) It's really sad how believable The Onion has become.

[-] T3rr4T3rr0r@kbin.social 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Reflects the real world a bit too much, doesn't even feel that outrageous

[-] be_excellent_to_each_other@kbin.social 1 points 11 months ago

To be clear, I think it's that the real world has ratcheted up the crazy, not that The Onion is doing a poor job. 🙂

[-] T3rr4T3rr0r@kbin.social 1 points 11 months ago

Oh I misread what you said lol

this post was submitted on 29 Sep 2023
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