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[-] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 22 points 11 months ago

What are you guys on about? Lucifer was an angel.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 31 points 11 months ago

A hot, sexy angel, as the TV keeps telling me.

But let's be honest, God has killed way more people than Satan. Dude brags about it too, with his rainbows meaning

"Haha, I promise not to hit you anymore... but I could."

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I can't even think of anyone Satan killed; but God's killed the whole world at least once and only promised not to do it again in the same way.

[-] HikingVet@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 11 months ago

Satan has a few bodies to his name. Though best estimates are several times lower than people might think.

https://whyevolutionistrue.com/2011/04/27/murders-god-vs-satan/#

[-] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

Which is funny because how would you even defy an omniscient, omnipresent, and omnipotent being?

Though the old testament did write them more as old friends that disagreed on some things rather than bitter enemies, having bets and fucking with humans for their amusement. Kinda like the whole thing was made up by a bunch of different people at different times who didn't all have a strong grasp on what real power was and thought it required anger like a human with power that only exists because of threats of violence and were really just trying to turn their wise reputation into their own power backed by a vengeful god's power.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 11 months ago

Which is funny because how would you even defy an omniscient, omnipresent, and omnipotent being?

From what I remember when my parents took me to church as a kid, he just kept bugging God for power. Eventually God had enough of his shit.

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