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US High School Student Loses Scholarship Over Social Media Twerking Video (www.ndtv.com)

submitted 1 year ago by TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 132 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Next they're gonna find out she kissed a boy and expel her.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Or they'll find out she kissed a girl and send her to "conversion therapy."

[–] Destraight@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What are you talking about? She has already graduated, so how is the school going to expel her? I believe that ship has already sailed

[–] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You're right. Why you have to ruin my joke? Why couldn't you just let me be happy?

[–] Destraight@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

That was a joke? I thought you were taking a jab at that school