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I don't mean what you use to chop down your feces, but an object that you realized only your family has and people would raise their eyebrows at. Best if said object has a sole purpose.

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[โ€“] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 39 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Reminds me of the joke I heard from the TV series Chernobyl. From memory:

Q: What weighs 2 tons, emits lots of smoke and noise and cuts apples into 3 pieces?

A: A Soviet machine designed to cut apples into 4 pieces.

[โ€“] Godric@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"What's big as a house, burns 20 liters of fuel every hour, puts out a shitload of smoke and noise, and cuts an apple into three pieces?"

"A Soviet machine made to cut apples into four pieces!"

[โ€“] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 4 points 1 year ago

Thanks!! I was sure I butchered it.

[โ€“] raubarno@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

haha I was thinking about the same :D