this post was submitted on 15 Oct 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You forget that Janeway can just time-travel back to before the boys from temporal investigations figured out what she did

[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Janeway: I can go back, delete you from the timeline, and be back before my coffee is done brewing.

Time cops: we're gonna head out

[–] xkforce@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Twist: Janeway's alterations to the timeline result in the coffee bean going extinct before she was born. There is no coffee in this horrible timeline and no time cops. Janeway must choose between having coffee and meddling time cops or no coffee but no one to stop her from shaping the timeline as she pleases

[–] teft@startrek.website 5 points 1 year ago

Coffee is the 1% that would make Kathy go all Annorax. Prove me wrong.

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There's a reason she made it to Vice Admiral-she didn't let any CHUMPS hold her back with things like "rules"

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You know they also can time-travel back. They are from the future, Janeway's time is already time-travel back

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 6 points 1 year ago

But you see, she can just go back farther

Janeway can out time-travel anyone except maybe Kirk