this post was submitted on 15 Oct 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh, please. That Harry was from an alternate timeline. It doesn't count.

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So THATS why she time travels so much

Utter genius

[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The time police? I'd like to see them try.

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

janeway walkign out of the tubrolift with a big phaser rifle

She aint goin out like that pushover Tuvix

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You forget that Janeway can just time-travel back to before the boys from temporal investigations figured out what she did

[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Janeway: I can go back, delete you from the timeline, and be back before my coffee is done brewing.

Time cops: we're gonna head out

[–] xkforce@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Twist: Janeway's alterations to the timeline result in the coffee bean going extinct before she was born. There is no coffee in this horrible timeline and no time cops. Janeway must choose between having coffee and meddling time cops or no coffee but no one to stop her from shaping the timeline as she pleases

[–] teft@startrek.website 5 points 1 year ago

Coffee is the 1% that would make Kathy go all Annorax. Prove me wrong.

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There's a reason she made it to Vice Admiral-she didn't let any CHUMPS hold her back with things like "rules"

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You know they also can time-travel back. They are from the future, Janeway's time is already time-travel back

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 6 points 1 year ago

But you see, she can just go back farther

Janeway can out time-travel anyone except maybe Kirk

[–] magnetosphere@kbin.social 11 points 1 year ago

I can see the black-gloved Janeway from the Evil Voyager Museum Exhibit episode (Living Witness) actually doing this.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Do we have Harry Kim must suffer?

[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my plotlines… and my character development… even my promotion. The screentime I’ve lost… the highlight episodes I’ve lost… won’t stop hurting… It’s like they’re all still there. You feel it, too, don’t you?

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

jabeway end transmition

Janeway doesn't like to listen to whiners ENSIGN

Keep that up and I'll demote you right down to ensign, you hear?

[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i bid u farewell-janeway

OUT THE AIRLOCK MR KIM

also demoted for insubordination

[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

But you’re demoting me to ensign when I’m allreeeaddy aannnnn eennnss-

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 6 points 1 year ago

janeway sipping coffee while dal slides along the outside of the ship

Sorry can't hear you over the sound of my coffee

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

... not get promoted.

But suffering all the same.