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Amazon Let Its Drivers’ Urine Be Sold as an Energy Drink (www.wired.com)

submitted 1 year ago by SquiffSquiff@lemmy.sdf.org to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Amazon sold bottles of urine marketed as an energy drink, a new documentary reveals. The company also makes it alarmingly easy to sell dangerous items to children.

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[–] DancingIsForbidden@lemmy.world 40 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

as someone that drives for Amazon flex I am shockingly chill about this news, I just want to know how I can get paid by selling my piss through amazon

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm honestly shocked that Amazon would let them sell piss. That seems like more of an OnlyFans market.

[–] DancingIsForbidden@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

hell, if the demand is there, I shall supply the market, on any website they desire! I will chug water for several hours a day in between bringing you your packages, america! a deep sacrifice I am willing to make for the poor souls who need an energy boost and yet have 6.99 in discretionary income.