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Wall Street Journal complains about workers using their sick days (boingboing.net)

submitted 1 year ago by Masimatutu@lemm.ee to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I don't know what's insulting about that but I'm glad I saved you a brain wrinkle. 🫡

Edit: I'd like someone to explain to me the online phenomenon whereby people who roll around being gruff assholes are also permitted by the audience to be pearl clutchers who faint at the slightest perceived insult two posts later.