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[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

- Quark believes that he has made some profit. He loses it.

[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Rom: “Well brother, I suppose the real profit was the friends we made along the way.”

Quark: “What?! No. I’m docking your pay for that.”

[–] EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Rom: “hey brother, remember the time I led a strike against you, put you in a position to lose everything, got you beaten nearly to death by Nausicans, then when you finally met my demands violating Ferenghi law and risking your business license I told everyone to take the deal and I quit?”

[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

“Yes, but I’m not going to do anything to you about it.”

“Because you forgive me, brother?”

“No, because I’m pretty sure that light fixture over there is actually Odo.”

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

"You know, I might be Nagus one day, and then you'll be sorry you treated me this way!"

"Pfft, yeah, right! Keep dreaming...but do it on your own time!"

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I saw that one last night, “The Abandoned”.

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago