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For context, they managed to successfully accomplish an impossible task (defeating a Lich with it's minions) to save their tribe's armoury and magical item stash. So their master, an Ancient Red Dragon, will give them an item from his own collection

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[–] sammytheman666@ttrpg.network 16 points 1 year ago (4 children)
[–] DmMacniel@feddit.de 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Ah yes, the bad dragon. An interesting and wholesome thing, really. Go look for it when you have time at work.

[–] sammytheman666@ttrpg.network 6 points 1 year ago

*beer opens

Keep going

*lands feet on coffee table

[–] Bizarroland@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago

Voodoo dildo my ass

[–] thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Either the strap on that becomes real and turns you into a futa or the riding crop that lets you cast Dominate Person as a 9th level sorcerer.

There's also an item called the Staff of Holy Pleasure that let's you cast some...interesting spells.

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"Is that a Staff of Holy Pleasure in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"

"It's both."

It's going to start with a Girdle of Masculinity/Femininity and end with a new sorcerer bloodline.