For context, they managed to successfully accomplish an impossible task (defeating a Lich with it's minions) to save their tribe's armoury and magical item stash. So their master, an Ancient Red Dragon, will give them an item from his own collection
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A baaaaaad dragon
Ah yes, the bad dragon. An interesting and wholesome thing, really. Go look for it when you have time at work.
*beer opens
Keep going
*lands feet on coffee table
Voodoo dildo my ass
It's going to start with a Girdle of Masculinity/Femininity and end with a new sorcerer bloodline.
Either the strap on that becomes real and turns you into a futa or the riding crop that lets you cast Dominate Person as a 9th level sorcerer.
There's also an item called the Staff of Holy Pleasure that let's you cast some...interesting spells.
"Is that a Staff of Holy Pleasure in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"
"It's both."